ever since I was young, my friends called me "porn star". This, you understand, was not malicious or anything vulgar, it was the way they'd call each other "leper" when denied a pass to make a sure-fire basket/goal/whathaveyou/... If any of us really did have leprosy of course it would have been rude. But since none of us showed signs of this terrible disease, it was funny when the word "leper" was yelled across the basketball court. It showed us all the humor of death. Perhaps, if I may get a little philosophical, it was the start of appreciation of black humor for all of us.
But I digress ... and digress some more..
In school I used to call other people nicknames and bully them but I learnt my lesson when the pornstar nick stuck. I have been called other names too, ruder and funnier, but pornstar stuck and I hated it.
Then one day I decided to take it in my stride, take it on the chin, take it like a man, (take it, just take it, however I took it) and write about my imaginary nocturnal rambliotic musingated emissions.... of course, naturally, we are talking about these weblog entries only ((yeah, we are)), in which I play the role of a seasoned pornstar, who verily copulates with beautiful women for a living. A typical day would start, for example, with a couple of eighteen year old twins wriggling out of his bed as he got ready to go to work. (where there would be more of the aforementioned eighteen year olds awaiting his lordly presence with earnest looks on their faces, interns perhaps, awaiting their first big break in the porn industry so that they retire rich at thirty ... eager to work with this person who had made it big in porn )
Anyway, so fakepornstar.blogspot.com was born, like fake ipl player only, but with a twist at the end.(s)
This is the story of a pornstar in the seventies, when the golden age of porn had just begun. Georgina Spelvin has just arrived one the scene with the Devil in Miss Jones, and producers are in talks with fakepornstarman to case himself with her in a sequel to the devil in miss jones.
I shall be describing in no minor detail, all the nightly emissions (yes, now this is not about any entries) of my alter ego, the porn star who mixes business with pleasure, and likes them stirred but not shaken. (We are talking about drinks only.. )
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